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POWERFEED #006 Released featuring INFOCHAMMEL XL

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

10-14-17
Los Angeles, Ca

Monrovia, CA based internet television juggernaut INFOCHAMMEL interNetworks today released the long sought after sixth installment of it’s POWERFEED telechunk clusters. POWERFEED #006 unlike the five previous installments includes adults only material as part of the INFOCHAMMEL XL (Extreme Latenight) programming block. It showcases the breakthrough “EROS Video Restaurant” programme which until today’s YouTube release has only been available exclusively on INFOCHAMMEL ROKU, a free high definition public service television offering on the ROKU set top box platform.

POWERFEED #006 is available free of charge to subscribers over the age of 32 (units) by clicking HERE.

For more info contact:

Labes Polelerbose

Subscriber Relations Dept.

IC Substation 32, Bell, CA

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TELEBORG CELEBRATES IT’S 247th hour LIVE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
September 4 2017
TELEBORG CELEBRATES IT’S 247th hour LIVE

Los Angeles, Ca

InfoChammel public service television InterNetworks have announced a soft beta launch of their long awaited TELEBORG fully autonomous HDTV infoswitcher on the TWITCH TV streaming television platform.  Broadcasts began in mid August and will continue in an introductory BETA mode for several months to improve stability and make adjustments to TELEBORG’s powerful logic routines.  The introductory package includes Time/TELEBORG Temp, over 60 live world camera feeds, multi-tier HDTV interactivity with Chammelback, HD CHAMMELSTRATOR, IC MultiTicker, Twiffer and InstoChamm; over 500 brand new Infoscreens as well as direct feeds from InfoChammel’s brand new 47,000 sq. unit Live multiswitching production studio in Los Angeles.

“Service will be spotty in the new few months as TELEBORG will need multiple upgrades in the the early days of it’s release, so that her learning protocol stays on course” said Furst Mulchin, IC Automation division Main Engineer.  “Things are still under construction but operational, and viewer safety is our main concern thus the staggered rollout”

The 25 hour a day HDTV feed is available at http://www.twitch.tv/infochammel

For more info contact:
Wheelin Kennifer
Infochammel Div. 7 Relations Dept.
Infochammel@infochammel.com

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INFOCHAMMEL PRELEASES SIX FALL TEXT SHOWS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Sept.1, 2017

Los Angeles, CA

Breakthrough Public television platform InfoChammel has prereleased six new infotext shows originally slated for Fall, making them available at the network’s new ‘semi-experimental” 25/7 HDTV Automated TELEBORG InfoFeed distributed by Twitch.Tv. The new HC2K encoded HDTV infotext programmes include BLEEPERZ, an obscenity redaction programme; TAGZONE, for providing public with free taglines; CHAMMEZON, a breakthrough in home shopping combining HDTV and the internet/chammelnet; DOGS ABOUT U, a specialized look at canine care through the lens of world class breeders and trainers; CHOWFAX, hyperlearning about the foods we consume; and NAMEFINDER, a system offering unique names to those in need.

The new block of text programmes introduces more than 500 new and unique Infoscreens to the network’s programming rotation.

The new shows can be viewed as part of the TELEBORG automated HDTV infofeed at:  www.twitch.tv/infochammel
For more info:
Visit www.infochammel.com

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INFOCHAMMEL ROKU SERVICE OUTAGES

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 22, 2017
INFOCHAMMEL ROKU SERVICE OUTAGES

Infochammel interNetworks, a private public service television entity experienced large outages in North America affecting a potential 7 million television viewers.  Users reported issues receiving the main satellite feed, where the network’s popular woman’s program “Feminute” was interrupted in mid playback.

“We have had issues in connection with the North American eclipse astrological event which have affected our subterranean video servers.  We have corrected the problem and services is currently stable” said Peker Maomuster, V.P. of distribution at Infochammel’s Monrovia, California based substation.

For more info:
Wendi Lompost
ICPPP Supervisor
Infochammel@infochammel.com

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FURNER TIGHT LIPPED ON AMAZON DISMISSAL

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 3rd , 2017
FURNER TIGHT LIPPED ON AMAZON DISMISSAL

San Luis Obisbo, CA

Infochammel founder and COO Fred Furner has finally made a statement to media regarding the December 2016 incident where Infochammel’s popular Amazon Prime network offering of “INFOCHAMMEL #IC47J 2.4/7 FEED” was suddenly rejected by the Internet behemoth, despite some rave reviews and user popularity. The title has since been unavailable, although it continues to be listed on the site.  Since it’s absence, rumors have swirled online as to the reason to the dismissal, with theories ranging from HC2K Techno-Loc compatibility to a possible years old feud between Mr. Furner and Amazon CEO Jeff Besos.  However until today, the independent public service juggernaut has deflected any inquiries regarding the content’s removal.

“It’s an unfortunate circumstance” Furner spoke via videophone from his ranch in San Luis Obisbo ” Nobody’s happy.  I’m certainly unhappy about it. Jeff [Besos] is definitely NOT happy… but we’re working towards a solution, we hope to be back on the platform by early 2018. And we’re looking to comeback in a BIG way.  That’s all I can say.”

The original Amazon listing can be seen here: https://www.amazon.com/INFOCHAMMEL-IC47J-2-4-7-FEED/dp/B01FRL64UQ

For More Info Contact:
Morsha Lololo
Sr. Asst. Subscriber Relations
Infochammel@infochammel.com

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NETWORK ANNOUNCES WORLD’S FIRST AUTONOMOUS HDTV CHAMMEL

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Jan. 2, 2017

Monrovia, CA

Internet public service television network INFOCHAMMEL announced this week the launching of an artificially intelligent HDTV information  television service.  Codenamed TELEBORG, the revolutionary automated system will combine video and text info live from around the globe and intelligently present it in the popular high definition television format as a free public service.

“We are embarking on the next level of automated public television, mark my words”  said Fred Furner, the firm’s founder and operations manger.

They said the earliest rollout of the experimental system should begin to go live in early September of 2017.

For more info contact:

Les Poompa

Sr. Coordinator, ICSRC

infochammel@infochammel.com

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‘STOPPLE’ aquires InfoChammel PowerScreen #00000000001

(Image of extremely RARE InfoChammel PowerScreen #00000000001 issued to user Stopple)

9/15/16

Miami, FL

Fale Quanabana Reporting

In what could turn out to be one of the most lucrative acquisitions in TV Art history, InfoChammel released the very first PowerScreen #00000000001 to a buyer only known by their Chammelidentification ID handle of “Stopple”.  The price was listed at $3.00 USD on InfoChammel.com’s InfoStore, however, the payment system at the time had been having issues at InfoChammel’s Financial Interface, so it is assumed the payment might have been waved.  Experts are initially putting the intrinsic value at 1-1.5 Million (CC – Chammel Colors) although it most likely has a face value of 16 colors.

InfoChammel’s PowerScreens are digitally hand crafted human designed custom minimal HDTV text screens that bear the message of the one who has purchased it.  They are sent to their owners digitally and have several high tech security features incorporated.  After purchase, the user’s PowerScreen will go into permanent TV rotation on InfoChammel for up to 11,000 years.

Currently, InfoChammel has not announced any MAKEASCREEN submissions or CLASSIFRIED-X custom classified HDTV screens, leaving one to speculate that these offered InfoChammel features may still have First or Early numbered original digital HDTV artworks available.

For More Info:

Hawl Mangely

InfoChammel 88th Division, Redondo.

infochammel@gmail.com

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INFOCHAMMEL INFOSTORE is NOW OPEN

09/11/16

Los Angeles, CA

InfoChammel HDTV Internetwork, A public service television provider has proudly announced that the INFOSTORE is now officially open.  Although the store launched in July, subscribers had been having issues purchasing InfoScreens and Shirts.  Kale Malbec of InfoChammel’s Subscribers Purchase Department explained. “There had been a problem in synchronizing our unique colors system and more traditional payment methods”, said Malbec. “The InfoStore should now be able to process Credit Cards and Pay Pal properly.”  Network CEO Fred Furner lamented on the initial clumsy launch, but reportedly is now feeling satisfied with the latest system results.

Check out the INFOSTORE- by clicking HERE.

For More Info:

Contact

Hurl Mabberdin

InfoChammel Consumer Relation Pod

infochammel@gmail.com

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EROS VIDEO RESTAURANT PREVIEW LABOR NITE MARATHON

09-05-16

Chatsworth, CA

Reported by Poule Wangstro

InfoChammel XL (Extreme Latenite), A programming block on the 25 Hour HDTV Public Service Television Internetwork, InfoChammel announced a same day new program sneak preview marathon to their new Adult Oriented Food show, “EROS Video Restaurant”.  The preview was reportedly “tamed down” for initial public viewing, and only included ‘ambient’ scenes of BBQ Chicken along with Provocative Production Music.  Despite the secret last minute announcement, the sneak preview received over 647 views on InfoChammel Roku.  The triple hot and fully sizzling final  “EROS Video Restaurant” will start running in standard rotation on InfoChammel Roku in “the next 30 Days”.

Check your InfoChammel Roku scheduled listings.