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‘STOPPLE’ aquires InfoChammel PowerScreen #00000000001

(Image of extremely RARE InfoChammel PowerScreen #00000000001 issued to user Stopple)

9/15/16

Miami, FL

Fale Quanabana Reporting

In what could turn out to be one of the most lucrative acquisitions in TV Art history, InfoChammel released the very first PowerScreen #00000000001 to a buyer only known by their Chammelidentification ID handle of “Stopple”.  The price was listed at $3.00 USD on InfoChammel.com’s InfoStore, however, the payment system at the time had been having issues at InfoChammel’s Financial Interface, so it is assumed the payment might have been waved.  Experts are initially putting the intrinsic value at 1-1.5 Million (CC – Chammel Colors) although it most likely has a face value of 16 colors.

InfoChammel’s PowerScreens are digitally hand crafted human designed custom minimal HDTV text screens that bear the message of the one who has purchased it.  They are sent to their owners digitally and have several high tech security features incorporated.  After purchase, the user’s PowerScreen will go into permanent TV rotation on InfoChammel for up to 11,000 years.

Currently, InfoChammel has not announced any MAKEASCREEN submissions or CLASSIFRIED-X custom classified HDTV screens, leaving one to speculate that these offered InfoChammel features may still have First or Early numbered original digital HDTV artworks available.

For More Info:

Hawl Mangely

InfoChammel 88th Division, Redondo.

infochammel@gmail.com

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INFOCHAMMEL INFOSTORE is NOW OPEN

09/11/16

Los Angeles, CA

InfoChammel HDTV Internetwork, A public service television provider has proudly announced that the INFOSTORE is now officially open.  Although the store launched in July, subscribers had been having issues purchasing InfoScreens and Shirts.  Kale Malbec of InfoChammel’s Subscribers Purchase Department explained. “There had been a problem in synchronizing our unique colors system and more traditional payment methods”, said Malbec. “The InfoStore should now be able to process Credit Cards and Pay Pal properly.”  Network CEO Fred Furner lamented on the initial clumsy launch, but reportedly is now feeling satisfied with the latest system results.

Check out the INFOSTORE- by clicking HERE.

For More Info:

Contact

Hurl Mabberdin

InfoChammel Consumer Relation Pod

infochammel@gmail.com

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EROS VIDEO RESTAURANT PREVIEW LABOR NITE MARATHON

09-05-16

Chatsworth, CA

Reported by Poule Wangstro

InfoChammel XL (Extreme Latenite), A programming block on the 25 Hour HDTV Public Service Television Internetwork, InfoChammel announced a same day new program sneak preview marathon to their new Adult Oriented Food show, “EROS Video Restaurant”.  The preview was reportedly “tamed down” for initial public viewing, and only included ‘ambient’ scenes of BBQ Chicken along with Provocative Production Music.  Despite the secret last minute announcement, the sneak preview received over 647 views on InfoChammel Roku.  The triple hot and fully sizzling final  “EROS Video Restaurant” will start running in standard rotation on InfoChammel Roku in “the next 30 Days”.

Check your InfoChammel Roku scheduled listings.

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InfoChammel Premieres “4 Cats Only”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

7/29/16
La Crescenta, CA
InfoChammel Montrose Content Release Division

Tonight alternative HDTV Network, INFOCHAMMEL premiered  “4 Cats Only” a unique HD InfoText show which provides positive frequencies and subliminal HyperLearning to common house cats. The material has been designed to be effective whether or not the cat or cats are paying attention and do not even need to be in the same room as the HDTV screen. Chief Technologist Fred Furner stated “This is just the beginning- be on the lookout for other species specific programming in the future!”.  Officers of the network seemed pleased with the 9:33pm and 9:47pm repeat viewing numbers.  Kifford Manglin of IC Montrose was shy about offering up the exact viewing numbers but did say “More than 47 by a percentage”.

“4 Cats Only” is available ONLY on Infochammel Roku and plays every Thursday and Friday nights at 9:33 and 9:47 YLT (Your Local Time)

If you have a Roku then sign up for InfoChammel Roku HERE for Free.

For more Info on 4 Cats Only, contact:

Mayline Hubbamaw, Sr. Cat InfoText Supervisor Hickory Hills, IL

at infochammel@gmail.com subject matter “Cats O”

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INFOCHAMMEL launches MAKEASCREEN / MAKEASHOW

7/26/16

Anaheim, CA

InfoChammel Orange Co. District HQ

Pipper Tangswayner of InfoChammel’s Anaheim, CA office announced today the immediate launch of MAKEASCREEN and MAKEASHOW, both offerings a part of InfoChammel’s new participatory program.  Subscribers are now able to officially register as InfoChammel InfoArtists, and receive a “Designers Infotext Creation Kit”, which consists of a InfoArtist GOIDER design document/rule book, 8bit font package, InfoArtist Pledge of Commitment and multiple Adobe After Effects sample projects.  There are currently no restrictions on who can be eligible to become an official InfoArtist, and the process is absolutely free.  Becoming an InfoArtist also means that person is also eligible to earn ICC Colors and exchange them with InfoChammel Networks for valuable merchandise, such as T-Shirts and 1,000 year survivability M-Disc DVD InfoChammel S.C. (Self Contained) ChammelNet InfoDiscs.

For more info in MAKESCREEN, MAKEASHOW:

www.infochammel.com

contact:

Pipper Tangswayner

InfoChammel Anaheim ScreenHub Div.

MAKEASCREEN program

infochammel@gmail.com

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INFOCHAMMEL launches BUYASCREEN

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

7/26/16

Toronto, CA

InfoChammel NorthNorth CA HQ

Global alternative internet television network INFOCHAMMEL announced today their BUYASCREEN global TV messaging and advertising program.  For a small fee, users can purchase an InfoScreen to place their positive thoughts, sayings and/or classified ads to then be included into the permanent rotation on INFOCHAMMEL for the duration of the network (up to 11,000 years).  There are 2 types of BUYASCREENS: POWERSCREEN, for non-advertising, positive messaging; and CLASSIFRIED X, for simple classified advertisements. Each screen is a unique digitally handmade artistic commission, and does not allow for revisions unless INFOCHAMMEL has made an error.  That being said, if the purchaser is unhappy with their screen InfoChammel will either replace the screen or refund your money.  InfoScreens will be emailed to the purchaser within 5 days of purchase and will go into rotation on the network within 60 days of purchase.  InfoChammel’s participatory program will eventually be replaced by an automated system, this is an opportunity to get handmade digital televised art and be a part of history.

For more Info on BUYASCREEN visit www.infochammel.com.

Or contact: Licki Shavers, InfoChammel Buyascreen representative, IC-NorthNorth, Toronto,CA

infochammel@gmail.com

 

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INFOCHAMMEL.COM Web Portal Relaunch!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

7/25/16

Alta Dena, CA

InfoChammel HDTV Networks announced their new vastly improved world wide web portal, WWW.INFOCHAMMEL.COM which launches this Wednesday 7/27 to great anticipation of it’s supporters.  Viewers can now officially subscribe to InfoChammel, get all the latest breaking ChammelNews and LIVE Chammelback, take advantage of InfoChammel’s new participatory InfoArtist programs MAKEASCREEN and MAKEASHOW, Track ICC colors exchange rates and purchase InfoScreens and InfoShirts in the InfoStore.

For more Info:

Visit www.infochammel.com

or Contact:

Pillie Incronolon, Lt. Gov. IC-NetPortal at ChammelNet Web Services: infochammel@gmail.com

 

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THANK YOU SUBSCRIBERS!

7/18/16

Los Angeles, CA
InfoChammel North American HQ

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

InfoChammel EastWest Lead Information Manager Hals Whibford released a memo praising the network’s supporters for the previous months engagement, mentioning that InfoChammel’s Subscriber base had increased by a staggering 1400% in June/July.  We received over 247,000 minutes streamed on Amazon Prime, Over 247,000 plays on Vimeo, over 247,000 plays on YouTube, and over 3,347 Chammel installs on the Roku set-top TV box.  InfoChammel Marti Maffles commented “It’s been our best month ever since the Network was acquired in 2012.
for more info
contact:
Blafe Olimuge
Senior Public Text Relations
Springfield, MO
infochammel@gmail.com

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SUBSCRIBERS- SHOW YOUR SUPPORT !

6/1/16

Orlando, FL
InfoChammel Caribbean Operations Center

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Finally!  A way for YOU to support cutting edge behavioral enhancement television!  INFOCHAMMEL is currently asking our subscribers and viewers to HELP INFOCHAMMEL!  We need our subscribers with AMAZON PRIME access to show your support by streaming our INFOCHAMMEL #IC2.4/7J POWERFEED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE for the Month of June (and beyond).  Please show your support by streaming INFOCHAMMEL’s Amazon feed for the full duration anywhere from 4-7 times a day everyday to 4-7 times during the month of June.  By doing this, INFOCHAMMEL receives direct financial support from this media giant which will assist in creating new and better nontent to share with our worldwide subscribers and viewers.  Remember-  You can leave INFOCHAMMEL streaming and even leave the room and still receive the psychological benefits INFOCHAMMEL has to offer with our TECHNO-LOC technology.  THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

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GET INFOCHAMMEL ON AMAZON HERE

FOR MORE INFO CONTACT:
Hardley Prosperino
InfoChammel Orlando
Support Division
infochammel@gmail.com

INFOCHAMMEL NOW LIVE! on AMAZON and ROKU!

6/1/16
Orlando, FL

InfoChammel Caribbean Enterprise Headquarters

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

InfoChammel Networks announces our successful launch on both ROKU and AMAZON PRIME television platforms.  In our first 2 weeks, we’ve logged almost 2,500 ROKU chammel app download subscribers and over 98,000 minutes streamed on AMAZON PRIME, all without any promo or advertising.  Our average rating on ROKU is 4.7 Stars and both offerings have received many positive reactions.  These new platforms bring InfoChammel’s proprietary TECHNO-LOC Positive Vibration technology to a larger worldwide audience with unprecedented value and quality.

AMAZON PRIME’s INFOCHAMMEL offering can be found HERE

ROKU’s INFOCHAMMEL Live feed can be found HERE

FOR MORE INFO CONTACT:

Braise Mayonufflin
InfoChammel Orlando
Peninsula TV Technology Division
infochammel@gmail.com