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“WORK IT OUT” Reveals Blockbuster NASA Footage Today

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
May 30th, 2018
InfoChammel ICWW Offices
Monrovia, CA

“WORK IT OUT” Infochammel’s brain strengthening HDTV program features candid footage from unique occupations. Premiering today is Ep#0047 “The Inside Poop on NASA” streaming this afternoon at 12:34pm local time on all Infochammel affiliates. The episode features never before seen footage behind the scenes at a undisclosed NASA facility and salutes the hardworking patriots who work there.

“Poop NASA” is an rare glimpse behind the veil of an active top secret NASA program. It features exclusive de-classified footage of the patriotic and extremely hardworking crewmembers of the secretive P-Sec program under the direction of Dr. Steven Pincher.

Work It Out is produced by Polimar Bangoolzi
InfoChammel West West, Monrovia, CA

for more info contact:
Zary Mollibennegin
Sr. Nighttime programming staff
IC WEST WEST
infochammel@gmail.com

PERMASCREENS HIT CHI-TOWN SUPERSTORES

QUIMBYS-POS

4-11-18

Chicago, IL

Infochammel announces the launch of it’s location installed permascreen division- the InfoChammel POS Network is starting in the Chicago and Cook County, Illinois IC-POSIBIZ startup program.  Currently InfoChammel has HC2K Techno-Loc enhanced permascreens at microbrewery MARZ tap room in Bridgeport and Quimby’s Bookstore in Wicker Park. Look for more globally installed IC Permascreens coming soon.

If your business is interested in a permascreen please contact:

Larabie Hamek IC-POS Permascreen Affiliate Div.

Subjectline: IC-POS JJ-28

infochammel@gmail.com

 

BLEEPERZ SOARS IN XL

Mt. Wilson, CA

Infochammel Far West – Immediate Release

2/23/18

InfoChammel’s robust performing infoscreen text show “BLEEPERZ”, a complimentary Obscenity Redaction public service HDTV programme has been spiking the analytics during the InfoChammel XL Late Night Infoblock says Ro Gramm of the InfoChammel Video Science Services.

Reduce your vulgarity footprint with “BLEEPERZ”. Currently not available in North Korea. For more info: Contact Hazely Pompei Sr. InfoText Official, IC Wes Coas Monrovia facility, Level D

www.infochammel.com

POWERFEED #006 Released featuring INFOCHAMMEL XL

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

10-14-17
Los Angeles, Ca

Monrovia, CA based internet television juggernaut INFOCHAMMEL interNetworks today released the long sought after sixth installment of it’s POWERFEED telechunk clusters. POWERFEED #006 unlike the five previous installments includes adults only material as part of the INFOCHAMMEL XL (Extreme Latenight) programming block. It showcases the breakthrough “EROS Video Restaurant” programme which until today’s YouTube release has only been available exclusively on INFOCHAMMEL ROKU, a free high definition public service television offering on the ROKU set top box platform.

POWERFEED #006 is available free of charge to subscribers over the age of 32 (units) by clicking HERE.

For more info contact:

Labes Polelerbose

Subscriber Relations Dept.

IC Substation 32, Bell, CA

TELEBORG CELEBRATES IT’S 247th hour LIVE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
September 4 2017
TELEBORG CELEBRATES IT’S 247th hour LIVE

Los Angeles, Ca

InfoChammel public service television InterNetworks have announced a soft beta launch of their long awaited TELEBORG fully autonomous HDTV infoswitcher on the TWITCH TV streaming television platform.  Broadcasts began in mid August and will continue in an introductory BETA mode for several months to improve stability and make adjustments to TELEBORG’s powerful logic routines.  The introductory package includes Time/TELEBORG Temp, over 60 live world camera feeds, multi-tier HDTV interactivity with Chammelback, HD CHAMMELSTRATOR, IC MultiTicker, Twiffer and InstoChamm; over 500 brand new Infoscreens as well as direct feeds from InfoChammel’s brand new 47,000 sq. unit Live multiswitching production studio in Los Angeles.

“Service will be spotty in the new few months as TELEBORG will need multiple upgrades in the the early days of it’s release, so that her learning protocol stays on course” said Furst Mulchin, IC Automation division Main Engineer.  “Things are still under construction but operational, and viewer safety is our main concern thus the staggered rollout”

The 25 hour a day HDTV feed is available at http://www.twitch.tv/infochammel

For more info contact:
Wheelin Kennifer
Infochammel Div. 7 Relations Dept.
Infochammel@infochammel.com

INFOCHAMMEL PRELEASES SIX FALL TEXT SHOWS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Sept.1, 2017

Los Angeles, CA

Breakthrough Public television platform InfoChammel has prereleased six new infotext shows originally slated for Fall, making them available at the network’s new ‘semi-experimental” 25/7 HDTV Automated TELEBORG InfoFeed distributed by Twitch.Tv. The new HC2K encoded HDTV infotext programmes include BLEEPERZ, an obscenity redaction programme; TAGZONE, for providing public with free taglines; CHAMMEZON, a breakthrough in home shopping combining HDTV and the internet/chammelnet; DOGS ABOUT U, a specialized look at canine care through the lens of world class breeders and trainers; CHOWFAX, hyperlearning about the foods we consume; and NAMEFINDER, a system offering unique names to those in need.

The new block of text programmes introduces more than 500 new and unique Infoscreens to the network’s programming rotation.

The new shows can be viewed as part of the TELEBORG automated HDTV infofeed at:  www.twitch.tv/infochammel
For more info:
Visit www.infochammel.com

INFOCHAMMEL ROKU SERVICE OUTAGES

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 22, 2017
INFOCHAMMEL ROKU SERVICE OUTAGES

Infochammel interNetworks, a private public service television entity experienced large outages in North America affecting a potential 7 million television viewers.  Users reported issues receiving the main satellite feed, where the network’s popular woman’s program “Feminute” was interrupted in mid playback.

“We have had issues in connection with the North American eclipse astrological event which have affected our subterranean video servers.  We have corrected the problem and services is currently stable” said Peker Maomuster, V.P. of distribution at Infochammel’s Monrovia, California based substation.

For more info:
Wendi Lompost
ICPPP Supervisor
Infochammel@infochammel.com

FURNER TIGHT LIPPED ON AMAZON DISMISSAL

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 3rd , 2017
FURNER TIGHT LIPPED ON AMAZON DISMISSAL

San Luis Obisbo, CA

Infochammel founder and COO Fred Furner has finally made a statement to media regarding the December 2016 incident where Infochammel’s popular Amazon Prime network offering of “INFOCHAMMEL #IC47J 2.4/7 FEED” was suddenly rejected by the Internet behemoth, despite some rave reviews and user popularity. The title has since been unavailable, although it continues to be listed on the site.  Since it’s absence, rumors have swirled online as to the reason to the dismissal, with theories ranging from HC2K Techno-Loc compatibility to a possible years old feud between Mr. Furner and Amazon CEO Jeff Besos.  However until today, the independent public service juggernaut has deflected any inquiries regarding the content’s removal.

“It’s an unfortunate circumstance” Furner spoke via videophone from his ranch in San Luis Obisbo ” Nobody’s happy.  I’m certainly unhappy about it. Jeff [Besos] is definitely NOT happy… but we’re working towards a solution, we hope to be back on the platform by early 2018. And we’re looking to comeback in a BIG way.  That’s all I can say.”

The original Amazon listing can be seen here: https://www.amazon.com/INFOCHAMMEL-IC47J-2-4-7-FEED/dp/B01FRL64UQ

For More Info Contact:
Morsha Lololo
Sr. Asst. Subscriber Relations
Infochammel@infochammel.com