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INFOCHAMMEL Announces “NITE-LISTZ”

For Immediate Release-

INFOCHAMMEL WEST
Los Angeles, CA

InfoChammel is proud to announce our new hypertext based infoprogram, NITE-LISTZ.   Designed to play during the very late hours of our 24 hour schedule, NITE-LISTZ uses advanced psychoaction video frequencies to either put the the viewer into a deep restful sleep or into a hyperaware speedlearning state.  NITE-LISTZ incorporates founder Fred Furner’s SpeedScroll concept which was originally invented in 1992 for use as a highly informative sleep aid.  As with all INFOCHAMMEL public service programs, NITE-LISTZ will be available 24 hours a day on Video On Demand.

For More Info contact:
Salle Rectford
Media Relations
InfoChammel West

more info at:

www.infochammel.com

Oct. 2 , 2012
Los Angeles, CA
Infochammel Networks

For immediate release

INFOCHAMMEL GOES FOURTH DIMENSIONAL
Infochammel officials are celebrating last night’s successful fourth dimensional television broadcast, considered the world’s first ever of it’s kind.  INFOTEST LIVE: TESTING#003 began on-time at 11:11pm PST and after some initial diagnostic tests, went to full 4D power around 11:17pm, breaking the video barrier for the first time.  “I wasn’t sure what was happening, and we wern’t sure it had even worked until after the broadcast and we looked at the stats” says INFOTEST host and InfoChammel CEO, Davy Force.  “We’re elated!”  There were a few minor glitches, the largest apparently was having to abandon the show’s guest hologram on the moon.  “He was OK with it- he knew the risks”.  The last INFOTEST paves the way for a new breed of live HD programming from one of the world’s leaders in textertainment.

For more info contact:
Karly Gosbagg
A/V communication asst.
Chammelnet Monrovia
infochammel@gmail.com

9/25/13
Los Angeles, CA

InfoChammel begroans massive service outage
On the night of September 24th at exactly 11:11pm PST, InfoChammel’s worldwide network of HDTV distribution platforms experienced a 77% signal outage for the duration of it’s live broadcast uplink.  The remaining subscribers received the battery backup Emergency Override signal, which preempted the broadcast of the “INFOTEST LIVE” program.  InfoChammel regrets any inconveniences that may have resulted in the technical system failure.
In a live telephone interview with Infochammel’s founder and technical designer, Fred Furner, it was learned Mr. Furner had ordered the override to minimize power spike issues at the network’s Houston transmission facility, related to the Network’s bold attempts to broadcast the world’s first fourth dimensional HDTV signal.  “There’s no doubt we are on the cutting edge here at InfoChammel, only this time we were the ones who got sliced.  We resolved most of our issues and will be ready for the first full power 4D demonstration next Tuesday- you have my word.” said Fred Furner Wednesday making a statement from the company’s offshore operations platform.

For more info contact:
Brace Melboeuf
Sr. Public Relations Div.
InfoChammel Networks
infochammel@gmail.com

09/06/13
Los Angeles, CA
INFOCHAMMEL HDTV NETWORKS
“Private Access for Public Service”

INFOCHAMMEL HDTV NETWORKS has announced its first live-action HDTV program to be broadcast live in all territories. “INFO TEST LIVE” premieres this September on InfoChammel’s various global distribution chammels.
INFO TEST LIVE- get an all-access pass to a full systems check of InfoChammel’s new state of the art HD production facility in Los Angeles.  Special Guests and surprises, Live video feeds from around the world. Character Generator, Telestrator, Teleprompter, RoboCam and Chroma Key will be provided.

LIVE every TUESDAY NIGHT in September 2013 at 11:11pm PST
at infochammel.com or youtube.com/infochammel

For more information Contact
Braybird Brizzler
Asst. Producer, INFOTEST LIVE
at infochammel@gmail.com

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May 1st, 2013
INFOCHAMMEL NETWORKS, Hollywood, CA USA

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

INFOCHAMMEL NETWORKS today begins a new FO-MO on-air promo package promoting the new line of full-motion HD video content for the coming year.  The package consists of 10 high definition spots, showcasing actual InfoChammel users from around the globe with beautiful and stunningly crisp cinematography of their environments and activities.  “We wanted to keep things accessible to our potential 4.7 billion InfoChammel users, so we gathered scenes of pure visual infomation, much like a photo version of our perfected no nonsense graphical text based infotainment services- I for one think these spots are going to easily outperform others of a simpler variety.”, says InfoChammel CEO Davy Force of the new campaign.

The entire package of spots can be viewed here:
FO-MO Spring Promotional Package

From the desk of Davy Force:
Greetings infotainment customers- You’re Truly the Best!

I’ve got great news to share with you! Today marks the launch of InfoChammel’s New Year promotional push, codenamed “Operation Chammeltoe” by InfoChammel’s Founder and Chief Operating Officer, Fred Furner. We got Fernie into our Hollywood shooting stage before the holidays and are now pushing out the first of many on-air promotional pieces featuring Fred as the network spokesman. I think he did a great job and I’m damn proud of him. “Chammeltoe” signifies our first effort to expand the full network family’s proprietary hardware to allow for full motion 30fps 1080 HD live-action video. Previously we have been successful with full motion content on our first live-action offering, “Primo! Primetime HD”, which debuted in May of 2012 and is going strong. We’ve always been a info-centric property specializing in the cleanest and highest resolution of display for information, this new path allows us to be compatible with the human HDTV video delivery standards used the world over. Once again, big ups to my mentor and hero- HDTV pioneer, Fred Furner.
Davy Force
CEO, InfoChammel Networks

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

9/11/12
LOS ANGELES, CA

INFOCHAMMEL HDTV Networks is proud to announce the launch of  TEXTERSIZE, a computer generated state of the art fitness program designed for modern lifestyles.  Described as “The Future of Fitness”, TEXTERSIZE was created by INFOCHAMMEL’S internal video scientists as a results minded fitness program for computer workers and enthusiasts .  Initial offering will be 3 extreme fitness regimens, “Power Thighs”, “Power Buns” and “Power Neck”, to be followed by additional workout programs as requested by the InfoChammel viewers.

For more information, visit InfoChammel.com

or contact:
James Moosleballse
Senior Vice President
Sports and Fitness Division
InfoChammel Networks
(310)867-3601

PRIMO Premium Primetime HD
“Celebrating 2012 – Year of the Jam!”

For Immediate Release

LOS ANGELES, CA August 13, 2012
TV SHERIFF’S HD ROUNDUP WORLD PREMIERE
PRIMO Premium Primetime HD proudly presents the world premiere of TV SHERIFF’S HD ROUNDUP with limited commercial interruption.  The highly anticipated western/video/jams program will premiere tonight on PRIMO HD at 5, 6:10, 7:40, 9, 10 and 11:20pm PST.  The series launch includes 3 full episodes and stars revered video lawman TV SHERIFF, who returns to deal out video justice with a mustache.  “We are positioning ourselves for full integration into the horizontal HD market with [TV Sheriff’s HD RoundUp]- I look forward to seeing some great returns” said PRIMO SR. VP of original programming, Whent Listless.
For more information, goto:

www.infochammel.com

PRIMO PREMIUM PRIMETIME HD
http://www.youtube.com/user/PrimoPrimetimeHD

Contact:
Regilyne Chorester
Regional Public Relations
Primo Premium Primetime HD
(310) 360-0561

PRIMO Premium Primetime HD
“Isn’t it Primetime you got some?!”

For Immediate Release

LOS ANGELES, CA May 15, 2012

TOTAL INTELLIGENT MACHINE WORLD PREMIERE

PRIMO Premium Primetime HD proudly presents the world premiere of TOTAL INTELLIGENT MACHINE with limited commercial interruption.  The highly anticipated action/suspense/jams program will premiere tonight on PRIMO HD at 6, 7:10, 8:40, 9, and 11:20pm PST.  The series launch includes 3 full episodes and guest stars Bunny from electronic music legend Rabbit In The Moon. “We are positioning ourselves for full integration into the horizontal HD market with [Total Intelligent Machine]- I look forward to seeing some great returns” said PRIMO SR. VP of original programming, Whent Listless.

For more information, goto:

www.infochammel.com

PRIMO PREMIUM PRIMETIME HD
http://www.youtube.com/user/PrimoPrimetimeHD

Contact:
Bobby Braylord
Regional Public Relations
Primo Premium Primetime HD
(310) 360-0561